The Rod

Suggestion: do not use your kitchen spatula as a spanking item. It was way too early this morning to be cooking scrambled eggs with nothing to stir them.

"Hunter, do you know where mommy's spatula is?"

"The red one?" "Why Mommy?"

"I need it to cook your eggs. Where is it?"

"You cook my eggs Mommy?"

"Yes, did you hide it?"

"No.  I put it in my bed."

Hunter stands in the hallway as I look at the end of his bed...2 spatulas and a wooden spoon. Hmmmmm